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📍 Point Nemo

Floating on a massive 25-square-mile metal platform out at sea.
Run by a dedicated workforce of exactly 5,000,005 employees.
Welcomes an astronomical 0.000000040392 customers every year.

📍 Burj Khalifa

The entire restaurant building is balanced directly on the top spire without anything to steady it.
Supplied via space rock-ships dropping through the ceiling straight from Mars.
Serves a modest, tiny corporate community of 53,062,978,391 customers yearly.

📍 Antarctica

Built across the entirety of the continent of Antarctica (who is Bobby's literal twin brother).
Managed by Larky McDumdum, pushing debts sky-high and profits straight down!
Hosts exactly -43 customers a year. Features a strict 30% coconut menu requirement.

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